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Bad Days
Advice on how to spot them
We all have bad days, but wouldn't it be brilliant if we had some to spot them coming. Well Dragon Hive has come up with a way to spot if your going to have one. You know its going to be a bad day when…
Bruce Willis gets into the lift wearing a dirty shirt. (This is a sure sign)
The back of your coat gets stuck in the tube (subway) doors as your getting off.
You wake up somewhere official looking in Saudi Arabia with a hangover and a road cone.
You turn up to a party in your normal clothes and then discover its fancy dress but no one notices. (Luckily this has only happened to me once)
A beautiful foreign female (or male) secret agent thrusts a package into your hands as she's (he's) escaping from a group of nasty looking gunmen and tells you to bring it to them in their bedroom that night, but you lose it. (I hate it when that happens)
Aliens abduct you and ask you to have sex with one of their race and two weeks later the whole of their race dies from the clap.
Keith Chegwin turns up at your door at seven in the morning and tells you you're live on breakfast TV and you can't find anything to hit him with.