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Nations of the world explained with the use of cows
Some of the worlds nations explained with the use of cows!
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
ENGLISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and find you have five cows. You count them again and find you have 13 cows. You count them again and find you have 21 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and you arrest the journalist who reported the numbers.
A WELSH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is rather cute.