At some time in our lives we've all had the urge to be really annoying. If this is you and your looking for some ideas, here are just a few.
Reply to everything someone says with the words "That's what you think!"
Lend your car to a friend and then report it stolen.
Write, "X equals buried treasure" all over someone's road maps.
Finish everything you say with "In accordance to the prophecy."
Always pay for everything in five-pence pieces (nickels)
If your going to a party pick up a bunch of winos, take them with you, tell the host they're a new hot band and leave them there.
Phone up a tabloid newspaper and make an appointment to show them pictures of their editor in bed with two transvestites. Phone back soon after and cancel the appointment saying you've accepted a very generous offer from there main rivals.
If you know some fitness fanatic tell them they look tired and ill every time you see them.
Win the lottery
If you're doing jury duty catch the defendants eye grin and draw your finger across your throat.
Sit on the bus or train with an unlit cigarette in your mouth and a lighter in your hand, see how many officials and passengers point out the no smoking sign while you point out you are not actually smoking.
Go around knocking on people's doors asking if they are happy with their washing powder.
And finally…
When someone stops at the lights run over smear dirty soap suds all over their windscreen, spread it around with a filthy sponge and demand payment for the service. If they refuse scream abuse and make obscene gestures with your squeegee.
